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Selected headlines from the “North American and Daily Advertiser” (Philadelphia, PA)

These are not, by any stretch, all of the headlines on JQA; there are many, many more.

JQA, RIP

MR. J. Q. ADAMS is valiently defending the right of petition in Congress, regardless of the lampoonery of politicians and newspaper presses, Saturday, June 26, 1841

During the recent session of Congress, I have received numerous invitations from Colleges, Lyceums, and other Literary Associations, some of them in distant parts of the country, to deliver before them Lectures, Addresses, or Discourses on topics suitable to the respective institutions (Letter to the editor) John Quincy Adams
Saturday, September 25, 1841

The Southern Literary Messenger for October contains two short poems form the pen of the venerable Adams, written for young ladies, published by permission, and both bearing date the same day
Thursday, October 14, 1841

JOHN QUINCY ADAMS still retains his mental and physical vigor unimpaired
Thursday, October 21, 1841

In the Matters in Controversy between Mr. Adams and His Accusers, He Seems to Occupy an Impregnable Position (Letter to the editor) Fenelon
Tuesday, February 01, 1842

JOHN QUINCY ADAMS is said to be the most industrious man in Congress, and we can readily believe it
Thursday, February 03, 1842

J. Q. Adams
Tuesday, February 08, 1842

Mr. Adams in the Great Debate
Wednesday, February 09, 1842

Hon. John Quincy Adams
Friday, February 25, 1842

Mr. Adams draws very painful conclusion from the portentous aspect of European affairs
Tuesday, July 26, 1842

The following is given as an accurate account of the domestic habits of John Quincy Adams, one of the most eminent of living Statesman
Tuesday, May 02, 1843

Mr. Adams at Home
Monday, August 07, 1843

The following lines, written by Mr. Adams in the Album of a young lady, are published for the first times in the Saturday Emportium of last week
Tuesday, May 05, 1846

MR. ADAMS’ OBSEQUIES, at Washington to-day, will doubtless be a mournful pageant
Saturday, February 26, 1848

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And to top it off, TMBG won’t write him a song

it's just a wonky eye! lay off
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS is lecturing in Boston, on the cause of the Chinese War, and defends the policy of England towards China. The destruction of a few chests of opium, he said, was no more the cause of the war with China, than the throwing overboard of a few chests of tea was the case of the war of the American revolution, and he seemed to imply that one war was quite as righteous as the other! He denied them the right to exclude other nations from the reciprocal rights of trade, to establish a humiliating monopoly through their Hong merchants, and to demand from all foreign ambassadors the degrading ceremony of the Kou-tou, viz: knocking the forehead nine times on the ground in approaching the Emperor. This Kou-tou, he contended, was the cause of the war, and not, as many people falsely supposed, the opium question. The old man must be getting out of his senses.”

~Cleveland Daily Herald (Cleveland, OH), 30 November 1841

Oh, I love the way the editors can figure out who they hate on more:

(a) grammar mavens and other sticklers for consistent tense use (seriously)
(b) The Chinese ( “humiliating monopoly,” “degrading ceremony,” “knocking the forehead”)
(c) The British: (implied; public opinion was solidly anti-drug war, at the time)
or
(d) JQA (“The old man must be getting out of his senses”)

Extra bonus points: the database’s OCR for this article was a bit off, so the title of the article reads as “Joan Quincy Adams is lecturing in Boston…”

Guy just can’t catch a break, I mean seriously.